by Kiki Astor | Oct 22, 2025 | Uncategorized
There’s something I must get off my chest, darling — and I suspect my ancestors are applauding from the great drawing room in the sky. The modern potluck, with its mismatched Tupperware and questionable casseroles, is not “community.” It’s culinary democracy run amok....
by Kiki Astor | Oct 22, 2025 | Blog, Uncategorized
You know that old warning — “People will talk.” It’s usually said as though it’s a tragedy. But the truth? It’s a bit of a compliment, isn’t it, darling? People only talk about those who move, shine, build, and dare. The rest are merely spectators. The real art lies...
by Kiki Astor | Aug 12, 2025 | Uncategorized
I’m poor now—but I grew up rich, around old money people. And let me tell you, they are… peculiar. They’ll have trust funds, but no central heating.“Why do you think God invented wool? Put on a jumper.” They’ll go to Swiss boarding school and return with a strange...
by Kiki Astor | Aug 12, 2025 | Uncategorized
People don’t always mean to be rude—but nosy questions happen. I’ve been asked how to respond politely to questions on intimate matters like fertility or relationships. In terms of strict etiquette? An inappropriate question does not require an answer. You can simply...
by Kiki Astor | Aug 12, 2025 | Uncategorized
When people ask, “So… what do you do all day?” sometimes it’s an innocent attempt to connect—but more often, it’s judgment. It’s not really about your schedule. It’s about your status.It’s Darwinism in pearls. A Rorschach test for your bank account. One of the biggest...
