by Kiki Astor | Jun 25, 2026 | Uncategorized
My Multiple Choice Quiz Start Quiz QuestionConfirm Your answer: Correct answer: Next Please wait..↺ You got {{SCORE_CORRECT}} out of {{SCORE_TOTAL}} SHARE YOUR RESULTSShareTweetPinEmail Enter Your Email to Get More Detailed Results, Darling!Tell me more!I know I gave...
by Kiki Astor | Jun 11, 2026 | Uncategorized
If you ask people to describe a truly elegant woman, they rarely begin with her handbag. They’ll say, “She always looks so put together,” or, “She has incredible style,” or, “There’s just something about her.” But sooner or later someone will mention a scarf — the...
by Kiki Astor | Oct 22, 2025 | Uncategorized
There’s something I must get off my chest, darling — and I suspect my ancestors are applauding from the great drawing room in the sky. The modern potluck, with its mismatched Tupperware and questionable casseroles, is not “community.” It’s culinary democracy run amok....
by Kiki Astor | Oct 22, 2025 | Blog, Uncategorized
You know that old warning — “People will talk.” It’s usually said as though it’s a tragedy. But the truth? It’s a bit of a compliment, isn’t it, darling? People only talk about those who move, shine, build, and dare. The rest are merely spectators. The real art lies...
by Kiki Astor | Aug 12, 2025 | Uncategorized
I’m poor now—but I grew up rich, around old money people. And let me tell you, they are… peculiar. They’ll have trust funds, but no central heating.“Why do you think God invented wool? Put on a jumper.” They’ll go to Swiss boarding school and return with a strange...
by Kiki Astor | Aug 12, 2025 | Uncategorized
People don’t always mean to be rude—but nosy questions happen. I’ve been asked how to respond politely to questions on intimate matters like fertility or relationships. In terms of strict etiquette? An inappropriate question does not require an answer. You can simply...
